I’ve been thinking about myself a lot lately. Naturally, it is very time-consuming so there’s not much left for other activities. After a week away from the blog, this is what I’ve been pondering and the conclusions I’ve arrived at:
1. Cheap crappy fake wood trim on a car dashboard. I love it. Not only do I love what I have but I’m considering buying an after-market kit to stick it on more places in my car*. Because I love it that much.
2. Vlasic Extra Zesty Bread and Butter Pickle Chips. The juice is to good to waste after all of the original pickles are gone. My only regret is that I didn’t have any cauliflower to stick in there.
3. Not beholden. When we moved into this house, my neighbor’s mother was about 60, 61. A short time later, my neighbor told me that her mother doesn’t go to Sunday Mass anymore because she pronounced that the Pope said when you’re 62, you don’t have to go to Mass anymore. There’s no such ruling, of course but I have to say that now that I am of an advanced age, I totally get where she was coming from. And that is going to be my go-to line from now on: “The Pope said I don’t have to”. Argue with that, bitches.
That’s about all I can talk about with any degree of certainty. I’m still pondering the rest of the lofty subjects that are keeping me busy.
Bonus: Ask me anything about Danville PA. Anything. Go ahead.
*I’ll have to enlist the steady hand of a young person to actually do the sticking. Did I mention that I can’t do anything right any more? Here – have a blackened biscuit and some flavorless chewy beef strips.