NOW UPDATED!
MOTHER’S DAY UPDATE:
Brunch: Champagne and caviar.
Lupper: Grilled Salmon burgers
Dessert: Wierdo hippie ice cream
Later: presents galore
My children are the best, all 3 of them.
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The Scene: Mid morning out on the sunny deck. A chill breeze blows.
The Players: A man, a woman, a little dog
Man: How were those cookies I brought you before?
Woman: Good. Plain and tasty. I shared them.
Man: Shared them‽ With who?
Woman: [does not speak but side eyes the dog]
Man: [does not speak but conveys the impression that he is working up a wise crack]
Woman:[defensively] I’ve got nobody left to mother! I even washed his ass today.
Man: This is when I miss my mother. If she was still here, she would have washed MY ass for ME.
Woman: I still would wash the asses of our kids if they would let me.
Man and Woman: [contemplative silence]
End scene.
Cripes Suzette 