Wanted Dead Or Alive

From Our Department of Are You Shitting Me Right Now? :

Who is the dastardly fiend who thought it would be a good idea to make a bagel that looks like it’s pumpernickel on the outside but is in fact cinnamon and raisin on the inside? I would like to know. My baloney, cheese and mustard would like to know, too.

President Lyndon B. Johnson reacts to finding cinnamon and raisins in the bagel sandwich he brought to work for lunch. Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara realizes his “I thought it was pumpernickel” defense won’t save him.     

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4 thoughts on “Wanted Dead Or Alive”

  1. That’s what you get for living in an area where you can actually get a fresh bakery made bagel. Believe it or not, there are no bakeries in this town, except in the grocery stores. I miss Grables Bakery in Miami from my childhood. As for the sandwich, if you leave off the mustard and use a little butter, it might not be half bad.

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