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Little Lamb God Bless Thee

  For whosoever have their own reuse able Butter Lamb mold shall not be defeated by the upstart  butter bunny which hello? is not even an Easter Bunny. Podcast: Is that a lamb made of … butter? Interesting and mostly correct but a surprising absence of any reference to the Lamb of God, which is the whole…

I Only Like The Beginning Of Things

And in these cases, I don’t think you can blame me: Une Bel Di The first 40 seconds of Puccini’s beautiful tearjerker Madame Butterfly makes you feel like you can soar out of Earth’s gravitational pull. The rest of it is a big drag. 96 Tears Whenever I think about the opening notes, I remember that…

The Decline Of America

I’m in transit from Denver airport to downtown but I have an important news bulletin to share with you. I left Sami at home and one of the things on his list is to shop for Easter dinner.  Top of the list is the butter lamb. When the plane landed and I turned on my…

Big Business Doings This Week

What a weekend.  I went to the dollar store (Dollar Tree) twice this weekend. Then I went to the Hundred Dollar Store (Ulta). Also,  I went to the Drag A Hundred Dollar Bill Through A Trailer Park store ( Harmon Discount Cosmetics).  This is the difference in the clientele: Ulta. Desperate customers spend hour after…

Stretch Pants

subtitle: This Probably  Doesn’t Happen To Thin People Sometimes I sit down and the arm of my desk chair presses against the Siri button on my iPhone. Cut it out, Siri. I’m not really asking you for life/career/relationship advice. The most complicated thing I’d ever want to know from you is where is the nearest…