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What? With a cloth or something?

So let’s see.. Elizabeth Warren is not an American Indian. Shaun King is not black. Hillary Clinton is not a comedian. When Johnny Carson told a joke that bombed, he did a shtick that he developed where he’d pause, make a facial expession of wide eyes and raised eyebrows to acknowledge that his audience wasn’t…

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Saturday Morning

My neighborhood is filled with early risers. Early outdoor workers, I should say. Does every neighborhood have these? They’re out there vacuuming their cars and hosing their plants long before I push the button on the coffee maker. In the winter, the pleasant scraping of their snow shovels lulls be back to sleep. Here’s the…

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Life  & Death

I read this thing somewhere that people who take up drinking in midlife have memory problems later on. I’d link it but I can’t remember where I read it. I wish I was better at math and prognostication than I am so I could figure out if I can retire at 8:00 am ET tomorrow.…

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The Silver Lining

You know, Hillary’s campaign so far has been a big disappointment to me . Mostly because she’s making few public apprentices and thus her wardrobe is not able to be mocked by me. The drumbeat to replace her with Joe Biden is growing stronger and although he would be a disaster as candidate or heaven…