Winner Winner Mom’s A Sinner

Without a doubt, the big winner of the 2016 Democratic National convention is the person who painted a new face onto Chelsea. It has become clear why CC’s personal wealth recently skyrocketed (somehow)  to $15 million. That much face paint don’t come cheap.

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Publicly Supported Theater, Episode 4: American Princess

Cast & Credits: starring Hillary! Clinton as herself, Debbie Wasserman Schlitz as The Ghost of Flat Irons Past  and extra special guest star  Poor Chelsea as Yesterday’s News Adapted from the original screenplay by ABC News  in which Ivanka Trump displays  Ivanka Trump’s address at the Republican National Convention Thursday was supposed to fire up Republicans,…


Chelsea’s Pre-Vacation Vacation

America’s Princess Chelsea Clinton is currently snorkeling around Sardinia with a pair of senior citizens to prepare for next week in the Hamptons with a different pair of senior citizens. She might have a $10M apartment and she might be “the head” of a “charitable foundation” but she still looks like this:    By the…