The Leader Of the So Far Still Free World

Questions:

I wonder who had the job of waking him up for the Boston bomber press conference last night?

Does anyone else think he was wearing his pajamas under that suit?

Did you ever see a more mournful expresssion on a  US President making a statement of national interest ever? Ever?

• Harry Truman tells America about the bombing of Hiroshma:

They have been repaid many fold.

• FDR declaring war after the bombing of Pearl Harbor:

A date which will live in infamy.

• LBJ and a dozen other mourners after the Kennedy assassination:

I do solemnly swear …

• Barry Sotero pulled out of bed and forced to compliment the (stupid) Boston police during a pitch-perfect speech that he obviously had nothing to do with creating:

To paraphrase Uncle Ruslan: “Being loser!”

WWJVF?

Who would Jesus vote for? A Sunday service-skipping World Famous Fashion Icon and  Too Busy To Be A Mom™ campaigner?

“Obama, Malia, Sasha, Chicago godmother Kaye Wilson attend church Sunday”  Barack Obama, Malaria and Sausage attended church Sunday morning along with Kaye Wilson, who the girls have known forever since she is their “godmother” from Chicago. Michelle Obama, who is flying to Chicago Sunday to get ahead of Hurricane Sandy–so she can make her Iowa Monday stop–was not with them because she was getting ready to leave early for her trip, the White House said.] 

Questions:

• Both girls have the same “godmother”?
• Or even have a “godmother” at all?
• Why has this “godmother” not been taking them to church for the last 4 years?
• Is this a recently minted “godmother” for campaign purposes?]

72-Inch Me and Pinch Me went for a walk …

(Enjoy your borderline-appropriate grip sessions while ye may, Show Ponies. After November 6th, your services will no longer be needed.)

Or a modest doer of good works?

“Leadership: Romney campaign using Romney bus for East Coast storm relief efforts” Team Romney announced that the campaign bus will be used to help with storm relief efforts on the East Coast, as Hurricane Sandy bears down. Romney campaign will load storm relief supplies into Romney bus in Arlington Va today an will collect supplies at all VA victory offices.

Leading from the front. Now that’s a change.

DC insiders say that Joey “The Hyena” Biden relies on a crew of moles, spies and eavesdroppers to try and keep one step ahead of the opposing campaign. When his intelligence you should excuse the expression informed him that someone was offering  “free Weiner rides”, he assumed that Paul Ryan would be commandeering the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile to assist hurricane victims. The silver-plugged VP proposed opening up his private car on Amtrak to all displaced biker chicks he met on the campaign trail this year. Fortunately, White House staffers were able to head off this copy-cat publicity stunt when it was discovered that the true source of the offer was Huma’s husband, in town for the weekend and armed with a new iPhone 5.

Hey Look My Dead Dog Is A Democrat

screenshot of bobthecorgi’s gmail account

I have a few old email accounts that I rarely check in on. Looks like old Bob the Actual Corgi has attracted the attention of the Obama campaign. I should probably check in on the account in my real name to see what’s going on there.

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I did NOT just hear the DNC delegates booing God. Did I?

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Maybe puke.

So they cheered the house down about abortion on demand and booed God. Yeah. I wouldn’t be turning my back on any kind of “mild precipitation” in Charlotte this week. Better keep the choom wagon gassed up.

Did I just hear that Jerusalem is officially acknowledged as the capital of Israel in the D party platform? Now things are getting interesting. That’s going to be some scene when ole  Barry Soetoro goes a-knockin’ on the mosque door on Friday. I hope they televise that. That’ll get the ratings.

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UPDATE: Oh I’m suuuuure.

Hey what time does Soros speak?