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More Emails from Hillary

Oh that Hillary! I can see why she’d want to hide the Benghazi emails, but really so many of the “lost” communications are about mundane events. Why would she not produce them when originally asked for? And so many of them, too! I see the major news outlets and political blogs are picking and choosing which…

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She’s Sexy and She’s Strong. 

Three things about Hillary: It’s already 9:30 on the day after the Supremes imposed federal law on the states legalizing gay marriage. Why am I not seeing a photo of Hillary decked out in rainbow clothing? She’s late. And I don’t want to see any lazy gestures, either. No rainbow scarf flung over that baggy…

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What Am I A Clown?

Hillary’s latest campaign kick-off  yesterday was a bit of a bore. Her means of arrival was most disappointing – her armored Scooby van drove in over the bridge. That was it.No spraying water from the tugs. No cooling breeze from a helicopter descent. Not even the Rocky theme song blaring from speakers hidden in the trees…

This Is the Moment I’ve Waited For

In truth, it’s This Is The Moment I’ve Waited For Redux. Hillary Clinton is going to (re)kick off her presidential campaign tomorrow from Roosevelt Island aaand there’s going to be “airport-style security” for the event. Which I guess means that she will not be wearing shoes and a government employee will be groping her underwire. I…

It’s Better To Sit

 First Dirty Harry gets fwapped by an exercise band and sustained injuries that looked like they might have been administered by a guy named Paulie Punches: broken rib, eyeball damages/eyeball loss, orbital bone injury, senate resignation. Now the Survey Monkey guy gets killed by a treadmill. The two notable exercise deaths above got the attention of…