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How many years can that greasy duckling get washed with Dawn dish detergent? I mean, it’s the same duck since the Exxon Valdez spill in 1989,  isn’t it? One would think the feathers would have been worn clean off by now. Disclaimer: I am neither pro-duck nor pro-oil spill but I can think to better…

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A Leopard Who Doesn’t Change Her Spots

True story: One night I went to bed and I woke up the next morning completely obsessed with Spode Blue Room. And so at the first opportunity when someone asked me what I wanted for Xmas, I shot out a request for a Blue Italian 16 oz mug. Now I’m search for a butter pat…

lady bird special menu

I’ll Have The L. B. Jello Please

From Our Presidents: Lunch Break: Menu from Lady Bird Johnson’s Whistle Stop Train Campaign My favorite part of this is how the menu misspells that east Texas river to align with the way Lyndon always mispronounced it. Lady Bird’s 1964 whistle-stop tour: “She often used southern cuisine to win people’s affection, serving state specialties and distributing…

Golden Autumn china - "for your Thanksgiving table!"

Two Words. Then Another Two Words. And So On.

Two words: creek project. Another two words: flooded basement. Two words for the organizers of the creek project: ________ ____. Any way, 27 years worth of subterranean hoarding is now soaking wet so the two vibrant and sturdy homeowners* whose children have moved too far away to be of any help are bringing wet crap…