Is it not magnificent? It’s so bad that it’s good. If I ever got a thing like this, I would definitely pair it up with one of those heated massaging recliners with padded arm rests that open up to reveal a TV Guide holder and a refrigerated compartment big enough for a six-pack. Because single-purpose furniture is so passé.
Cripes Suzette 
I don’t know about that ‘fire’ in the furniture. I have guests who would probably think it was ‘on fire’ and call 911. (they drink, a lot)
It looks like one of those Amish built fireplaces they advertise. Don’t you find it odd that an Amish built fireplace runs off electricity?
I used to study those full-page ads when the the Amish fireplaces first came out. Apparently, the Amish craftsmen make their Amish cabinets in their Amish barns and then once the horses pull them out the door, they wash their hands of the whole thing. Whoever electrifies them after that, that’s no business of the Amish. Also, the electrified parts come from China.
Spooky.
Multitasking is overrated.
It’s a refrigerator next to a heater? Isn’t that incredibly stupid planning?
I need one of these (IF it doesn’t catch my TV on fire and IF the heater next to the refrigerator doesn’t cost me $1 million dollars in electricity). We’ve been holding off on buying a big screen, HD TV until we found a good TV stand. You have solved our problem!! HA!
The only way to make this better is to add a trash compactor. Or one of those automatic squirting air freshener systems.
Sah-weet, yes, but don’t look at this bastard! (Please, New Jersey, try to keep it together!)
http://www.verumserum.com/?p=27978
That should pretty much put an end to the perpetual feuding between NY and NJ. NY had a skinny, hairless cellphone perv. Please note that our cellphone perv is brawny and positively BEFURRED, the way God and NJ wants ’em to be.
A washer/dryer addition to one side, and we’re all set!
If it came with a 90 day emergency food supply and heirloom seeds, it would have everything necessary to survive the upcoming revolt of the peasants.
One on either side of the room.
Swivel recliner.
Laptop.
Wifi.
‘Nuff said.
FOOM!