I got up early today so I amused myself by looking for vintage appetizer picks on eBay. these seem more Beatlesque to me but who can be sure?
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They thought of everything here – themed glasses, coordinating stir sticks. I wonder how many of these are out there? It just seems to me that the target consumer of duck hunting themed bar ware is probably not drinking anything that requires a stir stick.
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It’s too early in the day to look at a “Vtg NUDE NAKED LADY BOOBIE BOOB MUG Nipple COFFEE CUP” so we’ll just skip that one. This one is a bit more tasteful, but just a bit:
At the risk of TMI, I can attest based on my own modest research that the image on the gin container is pretty much the way things end up when you drink the stuff.
Just kidding! That’s not really true. I take my boots off.
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And what’s a martini without a little vermouth? Very little vermouth.
This has what looks to be a pliable green olive-like bulb on the end that is somewhat reminiscent of an infant mucus syringe or an old toilet float.
Believe it or not, there are 7 pages of musical decanters for sale today on eBay. Most of them play Little Brown Jug or How Dry I Am. I was momentarily distracted by the J.R. Ewing likeness that played the theme song from Dallas but really I’m more fascinated by “The Dancing Scot”:
Doesn’t it seem to you that you would only be able see the dancing scottish man in his kilt when the decanter is empty? They must have approved production based on the design without thinking the whole thing through.
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You’d be surprised how many people I’ve come across that have no idea what a church key is. In case you are one of them, here it is:
I love the simplicity of the seller’s description. No details necessary – everybody knows! In fact, they do not. Is it a regional thing? Are these bottle openers known as church keys outside of the northeast? The advent of the twist-off cap made these unnecessary and our children won’t know about them. Sadness.
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They’re church keys in Texas. It’s not a generational thing, either–my son’s bartender friend calls them by that (correct) name, too.
Church keys in California.
Church keys in NC and NJ.
My father always said that keeping the vermouth bottle in the same room as the gin was “too much vermouth”. He would just walk it past the liquor cabinet once in a while.
I’ve seen that level of Vermouth Avoidance before. (Pour the gin, hold up the glass, tilt it slightly towards the vermouth bottle – don’t actually touch the vermouth bottle – and drink.)
Church keys in Wyoming and Idaho probably Utah too. I lived in all three states during my growing up years and church key was the way I always heard it. Extra daring in Utah.
rifle stirrersssss get them we need those its important
Church keys here in Georgia as well.
I love the internet.
Churchkey in Pittsburgh too. I have one, a vintage Duquesne Brewery model. It was my late father’s.
Is that an entire family appearing on rye? Or just some petite imbibers?
Even in the hinterlands of SE New Mexico where I grew up, it was always a church key.
You are a woman of very particular tastes.
Every true Montanan knows what a church key is – and most of them carry one in the glove box as part of the standard emergency kit. Never leave home without it – because you just never know.
OMG I must have those duck/rifle glasses.
And when did you start wearing green bloomers?
I’ve never heard the term “Church Key” before. (I grew up in rural South Dakota.) But then I wasn’t necessarily around the right people, being an introverted nerd who didn’t drink beer.
That said, I’ve seen more than a few of them. But the people who had them generally just referred to them as bottle openers.
We called them “church keys” in Long Island too.
I apologize for the lateness of my reply… was just now recovering over the use of an apostrophe in “picks,” in the first advertisement.
Church key openers will never go away as long as people need them to open beer bottles.
They’re church keys in Texas. It’s not a generational thing, either–my son’s bartender friend calls them by that (correct) name, too.
Church keys in California.
Church keys in NC and NJ.
My father always said that keeping the vermouth bottle in the same room as the gin was “too much vermouth”. He would just walk it past the liquor cabinet once in a while.
I’ve seen that level of Vermouth Avoidance before. (Pour the gin, hold up the glass, tilt it slightly towards the vermouth bottle – don’t actually touch the vermouth bottle – and drink.)
Church keys in Wyoming and Idaho probably Utah too. I lived in all three states during my growing up years and church key was the way I always heard it. Extra daring in Utah.
rifle stirrersssss get them we need those its important
Church keys here in Georgia as well.
I love the internet.
Churchkey in Pittsburgh too. I have one, a vintage Duquesne Brewery model. It was my late father’s.
Is that an entire family appearing on rye? Or just some petite imbibers?
Even in the hinterlands of SE New Mexico where I grew up, it was always a church key.
You are a woman of very particular tastes.
Every true Montanan knows what a church key is – and most of them carry one in the glove box as part of the standard emergency kit. Never leave home without it – because you just never know.
OMG I must have those duck/rifle glasses.
And when did you start wearing green bloomers?
I’ve never heard the term “Church Key” before. (I grew up in rural South Dakota.) But then I wasn’t necessarily around the right people, being an introverted nerd who didn’t drink beer.
That said, I’ve seen more than a few of them. But the people who had them generally just referred to them as bottle openers.
We called them “church keys” in Long Island too.
I apologize for the lateness of my reply… was just now recovering over the use of an apostrophe in “picks,” in the first advertisement.
Church key openers will never go away as long as people need them to open beer bottles.