Silver Lining

Although I shudder to think about the inevitability of a Hillary Clinton presidency, I can think of a blazing bright side right off: I am almost positive that we’ll never see her exposing her 70something bare legs.

Almost positive. She is a Democrat after all and their prime directive does seem to be the degradation of standards wherever possible. The no-hosiery toothpaste has been squeezed for so long out and spread around so far that it might never get back into the tube.