People Don’t Know What They’re Talking About, Example #2 Million

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Obama calls Air Force One flyover a 'mistake' after low-flying plane terrifies New York in 2009.

I will thank you to please not refer to any airplane as Air Force Two unless the vice president is on it. To be very specific, please do not refer to the US Air Force jet that ferried World Famous Fashion Icon and Busy Mom™ Michelle Obama  and her party back and forth to Spain as Air Force Two.

The terms Air Force One and Air Force Two do not refer to pieces of equipment; they are air traffic call signs to designate aircraft carrying the president and vice president. Unless she was hiding Joe Biden under her wrinkled orange skirt, MOO was not riding around on Air Force Two.

Although now that I think of it, this reference is being used consistently for the trip to Spain by reporters who know better, or who at least know enough to check their terminology. It’s almost like someone WANTS to plant the idea in the public consciousness  that MOO is the second most important person in this administration. Or is it being used as a taunt to aggravate  that petite and elegant hosiery-wearer, Dr. Jill? Could it be retaliation for Dr. Jill’s disrespect for WFFIaBMMO? (YOU SHOW ME LACK OF RESPECT I’LL SHOW YOU LACK OF DESIGNATED AIR PLANE YOU BITCH) If so, that shores up once again the National Enquirer’s accuracy of information and willingness to print information that the MSM stays silent on.

Looking back on it now, Dr. Jill wonders if this might have been a 'mistake'.

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6 thoughts on “People Don’t Know What They’re Talking About, Example #2 Million”

  1. Suzette,
    You’re brilliant! That skirt is voluminous enough to hide someone, which also explains all that wrinkling! BTW, Joey B has been MIA for a while now.
    As for ‘DR’ Jill, how dare she have such a skinny behind, that is so disrespectful.

    1. Plugs and Jill were frolicking in the Hamptons and managed to have their pictures taken (him shirtless – mercifully I missed that one). She was said to have been scooping up RichRocks costume jewelry (nothing sells for over $100) while he checked out Tommy Bahama at a local surf shop. Just regular folks. /s

      Oh, yes. Someone said he was grumpy. Wouldn’t you be if they commandeered YOUR plane in August?

  2. Thanks for the AF2 thing. I’ve typed in comments correcting a ton of people over the last few days, but never hit the publish button. It was DRIVING me NUTS though. serously. One paper even said it was Moo’s birthday (instead of the O’s) two fat fact checking blunders in one news story. erg

    1. Hmm. I think MO would mind, somewhat, flying on a plane called “Moo”. Maybe we should call it “First Moo”.

  4. I’ve been doing the correction thing, too.

    Problem is that newsers are trying to convey that MOO was flying on the plane usually used for Plugs Biden, not the superplane usually used for Obie – and not her usual piddly little Gulfstream or whatever it is.

    Now, how to put that in the fewest possible words? Air Force Two. I like Taxpayer One and Two better.

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