Hospital! Day 4

And so Sami has pneumonia, and also coronavirus. Where did that come from? Perhaps it attached itself to a Rubic’s Cube belt and rode in from SPAIN. Plus he’s so loaded up with morphine, Percoset and Valium that they can’t get him out of the bed. Whenever they get him sitting at the edge of…

FLF

I’ve had a window open for several days with a Time magazine retrospective of First Lady Fashion. It’s pretty grim and unamusing except for two things: #1 You have to be a fan of orchid corsages to appreciate this point. I am and I wish I had the nerve to drape a branch full of…

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A Planter In The Sun

I can almost smell the springtime (through the snow cover) and that means it’s time to trawl the internet for chicken planters. Let me prepare you by saying that the internet is a weird and wonderful place. Here is a chicken planter with the head of a young Liz Taylor. They can call her “Olivia”…

The Lamps of Latin Lovers

It’s Sunday morning and I clicked into what turns out to be a totally unwatchcable movie starring Lana Turner and Ricardo Montalban. The film is called “Latin Lovers” and the plot is that Lana Turner has $37 million dollars and is looking for true love. The $37 million dollars causes her to doubt suitor’s true…