Peeves for 2020

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Happy New Year to you, you intrepid old faithfuls who periodically check in here despite the very  infrequent updates. I love you!

I’m starting the new year off with the almost-required list of personal improvements that mean nothing to anyone except the authors. I’ve long ago abandoned any pretense of making resolutions to improve myself and instead have complied a list of things that other people need to do, in my opinion,  to improve themselves. A list of peeves, if you will. Not pet peeves because that would mean that these gripes are mine alone. No this is a list of what I believe are sore points for the great majority of human beings. If the offending others would take heed, we’d all be better off as a society.

In no order of importance, here they are:

Any recipe that includes the word “yummy” in the description Aside from the accepted fact that yumminess is a subjective opinion – but, really? Like we’re all 8 years old? I can’t take on everything that’s wrong about passing on recipes, especially online ones, but I can take on this one point.

Pedestrians who walk into the path of a moving car This happens 9 times out of 10 when I’m in pulling out of a space in a parking lot. Questions:

  • why would a person upon seeing a car cautiously backing out of a parking spot continue walking towards, behind and/or in front of it?
  • if a car and a pedestrian collided, which do you think would be damaged?
    • would the damage be reversed for the party with right-of-way?

I don’t know the answers to the above but I do know this has to stop.

People who humble brag that they are doing Dry January Incidentally, I’m doing Dry January. Not only that, but I started a day early so bonus peeve points if you’re playing along. It’s been about 38 hours so far and I have to say that’s its kind of boring. What bad timing to go dry because I just heard about cocktail recipe books that describe themselves a “featuring delicious drink recipes paired with wry commentary on history’s most beloved novels“.  Maybe it’s better off because it would be February anyway by the time I decided between between Tequila Mockingbird and Are You There God? It’s Me, Margarita.

Still, doesn’t relaxing with a nice little A Rum of One’s Own or Love In The Time of Kahluà sound so pleasant? The Unbearable Lightness of Peeing must be for beer drinkers but I’m not 100% certain about that. I guess for now I could content myself with the mocktail list (except for that Tang thing. Damn you, astronauts!) and the snacks. In fact starting right now, I might just call all the deviled eggs that I serve to the hapless few who have the bad luck to wander up to my table The Deviled Egg Wears Prada.  I don’t think it would be as amusing though without the alcohol accompaniment.list

 

So that’s my peeve list for 2020. It is only 11 am on January 1st, so peeves are not limited to this short list alone. I suspect that I will  have to update as the year goes on.

Once again readers – I love you. And I don’t even need the courage found at the bottom of a gin bottle to admit that.

12 thoughts on “Peeves for 2020”

  1. My first laugh of 2020, thank you! I love you, too!

    As for pedestrians darting in front of vehicles like demented squirrels, I’m of the firm opinion that they’re actively seeking insurance payouts.

    I avoid anything labeled “Yummy”. It leads me to question their motives; why they’ve applied the designation. Perhaps I’m too paranoid. 🙂

  2. Happy New Year! I’d never heard of Dry January. It doesn’t sound like fun, and I’m not even much of a drinker. I gave my bookworm daughter the “Tequila Mockingbird” book and she found it delightful.

    Glad to get an update — love you too!

  3. Happy New Year! My ongoing peeve is having to wear closed toe shoes as opposed to flip flops. We live in SE Texas but there’s always a month or so when it’s cold or wet. Pisses me off.

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