Chelsea Cooks! Waste Not Want Not
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Florida woman. Former Jersey girl/Jersey driver. Likes hairspray, the beach and cutting you off on the A1A.
Cripes Suzette 
They probably injected her with monkey glands as a child.
What a waste of a good monkey.
I’m going to have to re-calibrate the degree of gag reflex knowledge of what Chelsea cooks can produce.
I’m just getting warmed up!
That’s a heck of an Adam’s apple for a chick.
Gad, she’s ugly.