From Our Department of The Same Oily Ducks Getting Washed with Dawn Detergent for 25 Years: If I was one of those 4 sisters who took the same photo every day for 40 years, I’d be screaming by now. Why are websites still talking about this as if there’s anyone left who doesn’t know about it? It was news in 2014. Give it a rest, people.
From Our Department of Flattened Caterpillars: What is going on with eyebrow trends these days? I recommend we all stop making fun of Sharpie eyebrows and turn our attention to these applied with-a-chisel excrescences.
From Our Department of Great Ideas but Not Enough Time For Execution:
- New feature called Hey Hurl! featuring the GOP sabateur Paul Ryan for his lukewarm at best “support/sabotage of the people’s choice, Donald Trump.
- Princess Chelsea rocking the Violet Beauregard look as she carries her new baby out of the hospital. (no truth to the rumor that the child’s name will be Willie Wonka Clinton Foundation Mezvinsky)
- From Our Department of 1968: Best remark ever made about the democrat’s sit in on the floor of the House: