Stretch Pants

subtitle: This Probably  Doesn’t Happen To Thin People

Sometimes I sit down and the arm of my desk chair presses against the Siri button on my iPhone.

Cut it out, Siri. I’m not really asking you for life/career/relationship advice. The most complicated thing I’d ever want to know from you is where is the nearest Corningware outlet.

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