Oh, America. It’s breaking my heart that the opportunities we have now will be only a memory in days to come. Gather ye $38.00 Martha Stewart Barista Caps while ye may because sure as shootin’ (or beheadin’, as the case may be) the Al Qeda Taliban Brotherhood ISILs are not going to let this kind of thing proliferate for long.
Update: sorry for the obscure Polish-American Triumphant Woman references but you either get it or you don’t. Thankfully, the Al Qeda Taliban Brotherhood ISILs are not hip to us yet.