I am unwilling to spend an evening listening to the talking heads try to screw up the late voters by making half-assed predictions and calling races early. I will be spending my time instead trawling eBay for vintage key cases.
Do you know that the world is full of vintage key cases and their matching companions – wallets,eyeglass cases, lighters and more – that were received as gifts and then put immediately away in their boxes for decades?
Isn’t that gorgeous? White tooled leather embossed with gold. * sigh * I would buy this in a minute except I am really only interested in the key case.
Although I could probably use the eyeglass case for my sunglasses.
And I have the kind of hair that the gold-flecked comb would be effective on.
And Lord knows I’m always fishing around in the bottom of a big handbag for my lipstick so maybe that cosmetic cases would be …
No. Never mind. It’s really just the key case I’m after. So many choices! But the question is do I go with a fold over Key Keeper? Or should it be a hard-sided Key-Tainer?
And so tonight you will have to seek out some other internet know-it-all for election coverage, ebola opinions and Lena Dunham disgust but if you want to think about things that are not produced anymore much to the diminishment of modern life, then I’m your woman.
The Key-tainer, right?