Tonight: I had a big swollen painful thing happening on the side of my right pointer fingernail. It started yesterday but was stupidly sore to the touch by late this afternoon. Then I used some spray paint and employed the affected finger to push the button on the spray can. Later on I noticed two things:
- my finger was covered in a fine mist of Ivory Gloss
- the big swollen painful area was no longer swollen and neither was it painful
Either I’ve discovered a hitherto unknown folk remedy or there’s been a genuine miracle.
Tomorrow: Sorry to disappoint fans of endless droning about my bedroom, but I will be in Philadelphia tomorrow and unavailable to discuss all 135 beige paint chips that I am mulling over. Here is a cliffhanger: I might only go as far as Cherry Hill NJ.
Tune in tomorrow for the next episode of Suzette Behind the Wheel where Suzette kicks herself for not cleaning the inside of the windshield like she meant to after her last excursion.