- Every article about the Jersey Shore tsunami on June 13th quotes this one single guy. Even the divers who were dragged around and the people knocked off the rocks don’t get a quote.
- I wonder if this will show up on an episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey? Hurricane Sandy did and the RHoNJ were protected by 90 miles of solid ground but that didn’t stop them from moaning about Sandy.
- It’s all fun and games until the Continental shelf collapses.