#1 I can’t find my engagement ring.
#2. I can’t find my marriage license.
Here’s another thing; last week when I was in a posh hotel, I looked at myself in that round magnifying glass that hangs on the bathroom wall. Man, there’s a lot of gray hairs in there! I was really looking to see if the pesky chin hair was growing back but what I found instead was a shocking amount of gray hairs at my temples. They are not in general easy to see because of a combination of my naturally blonde hair and the highlights and streaks I have applied to it periodically. Lack of time made me miss one or two highlighting sessions and strong light magnified 10X made them impossible to miss. I only had a quick look and then recoiled from my own image. It was all I could take for a first encounter.
p.s. The chin hair still has not reappeared. Unless it’s coiled up to avoid detection and waiting to unreel itself at the most embarrassing moment.