Not gonna lie: the difference between us and the apes is that we can wrap a beautiful gift package. I would expand upon this except that I am v busy singing Party in the USA to myself, watching YouTube videos of O-Zone and doing research on George Goursat.
Here’s some packages. My theme this year is brown paper and string. Curl-tie ribbon has become too narrow for me so now I make my own out of strips of wrapping paper (file under: “Time, Too Much Free”).
Do not open ’til Xmas. Bring your scissors.