Who among us doesn’t love a big-breasted, short-legged old lady in a chicken apron?
h/t Gerard Love that part about the oven mitts.
We’ll be having turducken as the main event today but there’s one of those free-with-register-receipts turkey from the supermarket in my refrigerator awaiting T-Day: Part 2. I’m not too thrilled about that but the beloved husband cannot let a free turkey pass him by. And he operates from the philosophical theory of More Is More so it’s a 16 pounder. There is a silver lining, though: Can you say leftovers? Can you TURKEY POT PIES in your new mini pie pan?
Oh, they will beg for mercy by the time the last of that turkey is used up. I hope you all have a lovely day today eating food that is not on your customary diet, yakking it up with your relatives and generally chilling out. Take a nap, stay out of the stores and have a happy Thanksgiving.