Yes We’re Calling Them “Freckles”

I am so busy that I don’t even have time to apply fade cream to the freckles on the back of my hands.

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3 thoughts on “Yes We’re Calling Them “Freckles”

  1. Freckles are cute. Insist you have wanted freckles all your life, because they’re cute.
    Insist that you’ve been waiting all your life to quit coloring your hair because grey/white hair is so alluring.
    Deny that your slacks have an elastic waist because you can’t ‘find’ it any more, but rather it’s because you’re allergic to zippers.
    Go on and on about how comfortable your not-5in-high-heel shoes are.

    It’s all how you look at it that counts.

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