1. The work of a high-powered executive business woman is strange and varied. I’m currently researching whether or not a project that I’m working on is suitable for submission to the Guinness Book of World Records.., I had to check through this list of proposals they will not accept. Show stopper:
2. I get all my pop-culture news from Watch What Happens Live. (Hello my name is Suzette and I’m a junk TV addict.) (FYI – Andy Cohen is the new Jon Stewart). Today the world is diminished by the closing of a small business that was not caused by any of the various Obama burdens, but rather by the weight of the volume of law suits against it. Goodbye, Your Baby Can Read. Genius babies will have to go it alone now. The world of late night infomercials salutes you.
3. Sarah Silverman is the new Janeane Garafalo. Because Janeane Garafalo wasn’t disgusting enough. Also: not even with Jimmy Kimmel’s dick.