Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. There’s trouble brewing ibehind the scenes of the NURSES FOR OBAMA project. Some poor hapless someone thought it would be a good idea to bring in the second string to shill for Obamacare while World Famous Fashion Icon and Busy Mom™ Michelle Obama was assigned to light duty. Needless to say, this did not sit well with your first lady.
Just to keep herself first in the hearts and minds of the public, Nurse Michelle selflessly interrupted her day of relaxation on the slopes day to tackle the big mystery of who the hell thought that THAT would be a good idea?
Hers are some big shoes to fill so Nurse Michelle musters on, even on her days off. She volunteers for an extra shift and effortlessly multitasks by combining her skiing hobby with the business at hand. Her mission here is a simple one – she’s headed to pose in front of the First Aid station to remind the little people that Obamacare is depending on low-cost spit and bandaids to take of most ailments. Maybe throw in a little power of prayer, you should pardon the expression, for the more serious cases. If every thing works out the way its been planned, we won’t even need nurses, let alone doctors.
Even though we can’t clearly see her face, we do recognize that distinctive silhouette gliding gracefully – more or less – down Bunny Trail #2. She’s a natural athlete – unprecedented in first ladies. Let us not forget the fashion forward here. Continuing her well-known habit of wearing signature pieces more than once, Nurse Michelle freshens up her headgear by combining her nurses’ cap with a ski helmet. Her custom Spanx ski pants were commisoned to withstand the stress of the program near and dear to your first lady’s heart – Let’s Move 11!1. Here she demonstrates the Downhill Big Bertha Butt Thrust without worry of splits, blowouts or rending of foundation garments.
Was there ever anyone like her?
I certainly hope this exertion for an already overtaxed (ouch! bad pun) first lady doesn’t result in a relapse. maybe she should take one more day off from representing NURSES FOR OBAMA. The B Team must have other nurse representatives waiting in the wings, don’t you think?