Watched the Real Housewives of Orange County season opener last night.
Found out it’s Derriere Month.
Speaking of behinds, I also watched the season opener of Jersey Couture last night. (It was a big evening for me.)
First of all, can not an actual couturière send a C&D to these people for misusing the term couture? Other observations:
- A lot more money is being spent on this season compared to last. Last time, it was people in the store trying on dresses. Now it’s full-blown scenarios, with out of store filming about the clients background plus some analysis of the specific shopping situations by the Sales Daughters. Also, special guest appearances by soap opera stars and their fashion advisors.
- The ladies have their make-up applied by a professional before their segments are filmed. A professional who specializes in statement eyebrows, apparently.
- The son in the family seems to have gotten some pretty intense Rogaine therapy between seasons. Nice look, Anthony. You don’t really need the earring.
- The youngest daughter Chrissy has a new hairdo and new hair color but remains faithful to that Endora-style eyeliner which I found so bewitching* last season. She’s as crude and loud as her mother and sister, but it seems that she does it in self defense rather than in offense mode like they do.
*I’m killing myself over here.