Her: Where did this can opener come from?
Him: It was in the garage.
Her: Did you say garage or garbage?
Him: It’s a good can opener.
Kitchen Trash Can: (sound of can opener hitting the bottom) THUNK.
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Florida woman. Former Jersey girl/Jersey driver. Likes hairspray, the beach and cutting you off on the A1A.
Cripes Suzette 
Either garage or garbage is equally bad at our house.