Let’s be medical detectives.
Have you noticed that World Famous Fashion Icon and Busy ™ Mom Michelle Obama has been caught by the cameras recently rolling her tongue around?
“Tardive dyskinesia is a neurological disorder consisting of abnormal, involuntary body movements caused by certain medicines. It is usually associated with long-term use of medicines for treating schizophrenia and other psychotic disorders.
Symptoms of tardive dyskinesia include involuntary movements of the face, including frowning, blinking, smiling, lip licking, mouth puckering, biting or chewing, clenching the jaw, sticking out the tongue, or rolling the tongue around in the mouth”
The Encyclopedia of Mental Disorders
When I saw the first example as she was licking her chops next to the delectable Dr. Jill, I thought it was just that – simple anticipatory chop licking or perhaps on the hunt for an errant crumb left behind of the ball park french fries. But when people do that motion, the tongue is more pointed and the movement more purposeful with the tongue pointed slightly downward towards the corner of the mouth. Try it yourself and see. It’s different from what she’s doing her – purposeless, lazy tongue rolling.
Certainly, it’s entirely believable that this could be due to her inate lack of cooth but could it also be a side effect of some medication she’s taking?
“The medicines most commonly associated with tardive dyskinesia include:
- Antipsychotic medicines used to treat schizophrenia and other psychoses.
- Levodopa or L-dopa, which is used to treat Parkinson’s disease
- Antiemetic medicines used to control nausea and vomiting
- Tricyclic antidepressants used to treat depression and other mood disorders.”
The Encyclopedia of Mental Disorders
Hmmm. Let’s consider these for a moment:
Antipsychotic medicines. Remember how they used to keep Mike Tyson all druggedup so his rage wouldn’t kill his opnonents in the ring? Possibly the same thing here – her preparation for an extended campaign tour included more than just fresh wighats and a gross of mink eyelashes. If they were going to let her mix with the public, her rages had to be kept under control. Even the unwashed masses can recognize uncontrolled anger when they see it.
Levodopa or L-dopa. Family history, anybody?
Antiemetic medicines. Hey, maybe her 50 year old ass is pregnant and she’s got morning sickness! If her ass was pregnant, that would explain the bulge there.
Tricyclic antidepressants. Ding! Ding! Ding! I think this is our winner. Who wouldn’t be depressed living in the hell of the White House with Old Stinky and Snorey?
So, anyway – tardive dyskinesia. She’s got it.
20 thoughts on “Our Tardive First Lady”
Is it contagious? Because Nanny Pee had a major episode when asked a surprise unfriendly question by Steve Kroft of 60 Minutes. She exhibited all the symptoms you listed for tardive dyskinesia. Or maybe she was just so shocked at being asked a real question for a change that she lost all control of her face. Except for the botoxed parts that is.
What about the compulsive hugging of strangers? It has to be very uncomfortable for a lot of people to be hugged by a very tall woman that they have just met.
I noticed that the international community now sticks their arms out to grab her elbows so as to prevent those weird hugs.
Is this Asberger’s or some such?. Is her mental condition why she gave uup her law license?
You mean like this?
I thought she just looked horny.
I was thinking the hugging was more like Boozeslurper’s Syndrome, which also causes sufferers to screw their faces into genetic poses. Go back to their roots:
Which could then be called Retardive Dyskinesia?
That hugging is nothing but an attempt to invade their space and exercise control over the interactions.
This might explain why grandma lives in the White House.
I remember thinking that it looked like Anita Dunn had a case of tardive dyskenesia when I saw a video of her giving a speech. I also noticed Nancy Pelosi having a similar condition. About the same time, ambulance chasing lawyers were advertising that certain drugs could produce these symptoms and damages could be recovered if one had been prescribed the drugs.
Is sucking food from your teeth, elbows firmly planted on the table and eating with your fingers at a state dinner considered a symptom…or merely another sign of a lack of social graces?
She waves her tongue around like a pink cigar.
Wonder what charm school taught her that move?
I think she’s just unaware of the effect of her actions.
That alone is amazing considering she’s had at least 6 years of political spousalship in which to learn. Someone somewhere must have mentioned good social manners to her at some point. She’s either a slow learner, unable to learn because of a mental/physical disorder(as you suggest) or just doesn’t give a damn. I vote for not giving a damn.
>>>Antiemetic medicines used to control nausea and vomiting
If I was married to that jackass she’s harnessed to, I’d need something to control nausea and vomiting.
Of course, when it comes to nausea and vomiting, he probably needs a standing prescription for a little something, too.
Is there such a thing as volume discounts on pharmaceuticals?
Please diagnose this guy:
Does he have two left feet?
Oh, isn’t he precious? LOL. He’s practicing his ballet poses…maybe picking up the slack where Rahm left off.
Is medication the reason she keeps showing us her naked, fat back in backless dresses? Wearing low-cut dresses showing us shriveled, sagging breasts?Showing us her huge ass in shiny, tight skirts? Does alcohol account for some of this disgraceful public behavior?
I’m thinking you’re right. Unfortunately, it only confirms what a looney tune she is and pinpoints the failing efforts to keep her problems from the public.
There’s something going on with her eyes — besides the big eye/little eye thing — kind of too much white space showing under the iris. Weird.
@Bjdm, it’s what the Japanese call sanpaku, or eyes of death.
Whatever happened to her undying devotion to her girls? Now, I see the Kennedy’s kidnapped dog more than I see the urchins!
Power – the ultimate aphrodisiac. Mooch is under her own spell. The rest of the world will create the laugh track.
Um since you’re a good person and might not know this.
There is a certain street drug that Barrak has been quoted as using that causes these things also.
Yep that cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Check for drooling and an excessively runny nose to complete the diagnosis.
Michelle Obama is disgusting and appalling. She is not helping mental health stigma nor is she like a human. Shame on her, and shame on whoever taught her values.