Classy Lassie With The Double-Wide Chassis

Here we see World Famous Fashion Icon and Busy Mom™ Michelle Obama wearing a pickle puss and some kind of fashion forward get up at the US Open.

side eye

Please tell me she didn’t cut that shirt up the side to fit over her caboose. Anyone know if 10 feet of yard goods wrapped around your waist is the next big fashion trend? Well, it’s all about comfort, isn’t it? Not long after this photo was taken,  MOO decided to cool off by stripping down to her Spanx. She does look much happier here, doesn’t she? I’m sure it has nothing at all to do with that hand in her crotch.

Hey - nice shin bone, Moo. You should try to show that off more often.

15 thoughts on “Classy Lassie With The Double-Wide Chassis”

  1. This woman has a chip on her shoulder, and is never happy. Every pic I;ve seen shows her disdain towards americans.
    According to the grapevines, she hates ‘whiteys’, although her husban needs whiteys to get re-elected. She runs the family, she has Barrys missing balls. ‘Over bearing’ does not even begin to describe this woman.
    I know the left labels her ‘fashion icon’, but to me she has no taste in clothes, she has no manners, and is definately not First Lady material. She reminds me of someone winning the lottery, and thinking now ‘her s*it don’t stink anymore.

  2. She’s holding her cellphone in the crotchhand, set to vibrate. The One has strict instructions to call her every 3 minutes. And let it ring, baby… let it ring.

    1. I believe that you are correct. I would not put it past a person who is primarily motivated by instant gratification like she is. I’m only surprised that she is not rubbing herself with a cheeseburger.

  3. The words “elegant”, “lady” and “gracious” decompose in her presence. She can’t be unaware of the damage she does to the FLOTUS brand.

    Tony Joe White described a women like her in song: “a wretched, spiteful, straight-razor totin’ woman. “

  4. In the first picture she looks like she’s wearing a short-sleeved sweater/shirt backwards. She has done this before. So, if I wear all my clothes inside out and backwards, will I be considered fashion-forward? What a joke.

  5. She is so ugly she makes dirt look pretty. Not only that, when she smiles she shows off her buck teeth, and when she doesn’t she looks like she is about to castrate her useless husband.

  6. Very true, Madalyn!!!! One doesn’t know whether to laugh or cry at her antics and bizarre clothing. I hope the Uncle Omar incident was the straw that broke the voters’ back as far as voting this bunch of moochers back in the White House.

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