I should probably do something productive as long as I’m up. I suppose I could clean something or throw in a little laundry. I won’t though because that’s pathetic.
It’s 4am and TV stinks. Even the infomercials. Here’s a snapshot of what’s on right now:
- the Genie Bra
- a Kevin Trudeau pitch about government giveaways
- “Wealth Without Risk” – huge profits!
- internet millionaire Anthony Morrison
- Contour Abs sculpting belt
- Cindy Crawford’s skin care secrets
Oh, for the old days when the Roomba went about it’s business cleaning up tissue paper confetti! On the other hand, the armless chest dummies are wearing their Genie Bras with pearls. Very classy, dummies! Even the people making huge profits are not wearing anything nearly so elegant. That’s something anyway but not enough to soothe me back to sleep.
I’m not even hungry! And obviously, I have nothing to say. This is a real situation we have here. I guess I’ll pull out the Windex and get busy.