Election 2012 is already proving to be highly entertaining to me. First of all the official campaign website is actually ASKING for email comments about citizen concerns. I plan on making use of that feature*, but first things first: As noted at Ace of Spades, the first campaign video has been released. I have a question – does Katherine from Colorado look familiar to you?
*Partial list of concerns:
- what are those scars on Obama’s coconut?
- whither the hosiery industry in light of bare-legged Mrs. O’s fashion influence?
- what will we eat when we can’t afford arugula anymore?
- what do you mean no more planes out of Cuba?**
** that one is from Jimmy Carter
UPDATE: And here I thought that Obama was going to run on his *ahem* past accomplishments. But no. He just issued a statement that he’s going to control cancer. CONTROL CANCER. It’s not enough that he’s controlling who has power in the Mid-East plus who gets the contracts for the soft drink machines in America’s elementary schools (hint: it’s a union), but now he’s going to control cancer, too. Now even the bitter clingers will vote for him, by golly.
UPDATE 2: Oops! Not him – us. Nevermind.