Hillary Clinton on Chelsea, Grandchildren and Handbags
Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising development? As you know, my own extensive research has proven not only does Hillary NOT carry a handbag but also how she manages without one (see here). And yet – all of a sudden, here we have a glimpse of HRC positively gushing over her handbag. And not just a generic object – she makes sure to note that it’s a specific designer bag of a decidedly freaky nature. AND THERE ARE PICTURES!
Readers, I am struck dumb by this. I confess that it took me the whole morning to process this. And then it came to me – it’s business as usual for old Hill. She does something completely out of character to attract attention to herself that makes news immediately before a bomb drops about something in their personal lives.
So what’s up, Hilz? What could be looming on the horizon that earned a spread in Harper’s Bazaar where you are delightfully portrayed as a person who gets Dancing With The Stars updates on a regular basis from your mother, takes long walks in the woods with your husband and the dogs (Editor’s note: dogs? what dogs?), cleans out the kitchen drawers in Chappaqua and muses about a future as a hands-on grandmother. That’s a powerful lot of warm fuzzy imagery packed into one article, to say nothing of the glamor shots that accompany the text. And girl talk about a handbag THAT YOU ADORE. Speaking as if you were a Gabor sister – I declare that I still cannot fully wrap myself around this.
Whatever could be up?