This is the most brilliant thing I’ve ever seen.
BELTWAY ADVENTURE
“YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. THERE IS SNOW OUTSIDE. YOU ARE BEHIND A DESK. ON DESK THERE IS A BUST OF CHURCHILL.
YOU HAVE A CONGRESS.
YOU HAVE A SENATE.
YOU HAVE A MEDIA.
YOU HAVE A TELEPROMPTER.
YOU HAVE A MILITARY.
YOU HAVE A BIG JET.
YOU HAVE $3 TRILLION OF GOLD.
YOU HAVE 82% APPROVAL HEALTH.
THERE IS 7.2% UNEMPLOYMENT IN THE FOREST.
YOU HAVE A RACE CARD.
YOU HAVE INAUGURAL PARTY LEFTOVERS.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
>EAT LEFTOVERS
>RETURN BUST”
Read the whole thing at Iowahawk.
Cripes Suzette 
Nobody outdoes the ‘Hawk.
Though I have to give props to LMA for coming up with the alternate title “Leisure Suit Barry.”
I love Iowahawk. His stuff literally makes me laugh out loud.
This one is great…how the heck does he do it????
Too true to be funny even though I laughed at some of it.
A talented writer!
Brilliant! I have a new site to lurk on.
Do you remember Zork???