Today we announce a new feature here at Cripes Suzette called “What Would Moo Do? – Correspondence from the Office of the Fashion Adviser to the First Lady”.
Our first letter comes from a poor soul who chafes at the idea of being confined to traditional female undergarments in the face of anthropogenic global warming.
The Office of the Fashion Adviser To the First Lady of the United States was quick to respond to this urgent problem. Priorities, people. Get ’em straight.