Listen, I’m doing my bit. I already have about 30% of my Christmas shopping done. Although most of it isweird shit from eBay. I advise you to get out there and start stimulating things.
For instance, here’s a 9-pack of shoes from Christian Louboutin … for Barbie.
And they’re only $69.95. You cheapskate.
Wait! There’s more! Each pair comes with a matching miniature shoe bag and box.
AAAAND a free gift with purchase, which only adds to the value of the whole package here.
Why don’t you stop hoarding your money and free yourself from the restraints of common sense so that you too can shop from the Barbie Collector catalog?