Look, I found something on eBay that I DON’T want. Alert the media. It’s a candy dish in the form of a realistic fish.
I don’t mind a ceramic fish – and I would even say that I’m kind of drawn to ceramic lobsters, if they are shiny bright red – but I’d have to draw the line right here.
As much as I love eBay, I have to admit that it’s filled with horrible specimens. I didn’t have the nerve to post a picture of the Queen Elizabeth Birdbrains Tea Pot, in which red-headed Queen Elizabeth I is depicted as a white duck.
UPDATE: My apologies to Fitz & Floyd. It’s the Queen Elizabird Birdbrains Tea Pot. Now it makes sense.