Ever since I heard that Joni Mitchell is suffering from Morgellons, I think I might have it, too.
“I have this weird, incurable disease that seems like it’s from outer space …Fibers in a variety of colors protrude out of my skin like mushrooms after a rainstorm: they cannot be forensically identified as animal, vegetable or mineral …In America, the Morgellons is always diagnosed as “delusion of parasites,” …” Joni Mitchell
Morgellons, huh? Apparently, the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) has been investigating for quite some time now. I find myself quite am offended by that because the CDC and I are LIKETHIS In fact, fully half of the tweets I follow are verified CDC entities. (I hear that FluGov was around, and so I want to give a shout out to that one-stop access to US Government H1N1, avian and pandemic flu information. It’s good to see you!) – and yet, I didn’t know.
I hear you asking yourself “How else is Suzette like Joni Mitchell?” I made an E-Z Reference Guide for you:
Feel free to ask me if there are any other things that Joni Mitchell and I might have in common. I’d be glad to answer.
Cripes Suzette 
Without any facts to support this theory (why should I be different than our gov’t spokespersons), perhaps Ms Mitchell suffers from too much drug use and is a nutso.
I’ve looked at fibers in a variety of colors protrude out of my skin like mushrooms after a rainstorm from both sides now, from near and far and still some how I really don’t know fibers in a variety of colors protrude out of my skin like mushrooms after a rainstorm at all.
It’s got a good beat and you can dance to it.
I give it an 85.
Just don’t talk to the fibers or mushrooms for Godsake. I just heard this from Stephen Hawking.
We are in deep doo-doo if S Hawking says the aliens are on their way. The man is never wrong.
Does anyone have the instructions for making a tin-foil hat? I lost mine.