The cover girl juggernaut of World Famous Fashion Icon and Busy Mom Michelle Obama continues. It’s all over the place so I didn’t think that I should have to comment on it, but so far I haven’t seen anyone mention the Little Eye.
She is one big bag of ugly – even this extreme photoshop couldn’t hide that. While I am highly amused by all the the photos of her enormous bare feet that can barely be contained by her shoes, I long for the day that America has a First Lady who has at least a glancing acquaintance with hosiery.
I was putting together a little photographic study of complied images where her feet are trying to escape from the fronts, backs and sides of her shoes when I came across this specimen at Michelle Obama’s Mirror Blog and I just had to stop and ponder for a while. I have a few questions.
Question #1: When did we change the background of the seal of the White House to purple?
Question #2: unspecified inquiry into the general WTF-ness of MOO’s appearance.
Question #3: DOES PHOTOSHOP NOT WORK ON LEGS?
For the moment, let’s forget that her arches and toe cracks are exposed and her slip is hanging. Can you tell me what is going on with those inflated veins? I don’t believe this is something we’ve seen before, is it? Since it’s only on one side, I’m thinking that the leg of her panty girdle rolled up and is acting like a tourniquet.
Question #4: Do they still make Supp-hose? Michelle dear, we’re getting near that age. I smell the potential to spark a new craze in ladies’ wear if she adopts these. Lord knows she could use them. Soon fashions seekers everywhere could get that instantly recognizable MOO look by wearing any combination of giant pins, boob belts and/or support stockings.