Nut N’ Honey

Flew to LA on Thursday; flew back home on Friday. Note to self: don’t do this again. I’m always a little bit behind on things when I don’t have access to my blog so I started this post over several times today. I’ve decided to spare you all my reflections on the following topics: baggage…

Just Statin’ the Facts

Was it just me or was that a steaming pile of boring horseshit? We played SOTU Bingo (thanks, Eden!) and that made it bearable. I think we can all agree that the big star of the evening was Nancy Pelosi’s remarkable Hangin’ Low® boobs. Look at old Uncle Joe doing his best to inflate them…

Golf Claps All Around

We’re all on pins and needles anticipating the great first real State of the Union address tonight. Liquor stores all around the country will have countless jobs saved or created due to the increased volume of sales related to drinking games prompted by “let me be clear” and “relief for the middle class“.  Bookies are…