Three Things About Driving

1. You know you're in Nashville if …


2.How to conserve fossil fuel: You take a woman executive business traveler who is primarily interested in comfort and give her a a low slung hot rod that she has to contort herself to get into and that she bangs her hairdo on the ceiling every time she gets in and out and believe me, driving will be minimized.

3. I'm going to change my name to Barbie because every time I rent a car, they give me a Malibu. I've been complaining about the lack of variety in car interior colors and moaning about how colorful dashboards used to be. I won't ever do THAT again because someone else (Mr. Chevrolet, I guess) was thinking the same thing. This is very unsettling.


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