“… you’ve got a bad sore throat or your child has a bad sore throat or has repeated sore throats, the doctor may look at the reimbursement system and say to himself, “You know what? I make a lot more money if I take this kid’s tonsils out.” Barack Obama, July 2009
More Tonsil horror:
Cripes Suzette 
I think President Kennedy ordered my tonsils removed.
Good news! Obamakare includes universal coverage for a nal fissure repair. Bad news – the morbidity rate for that ailment will skyrocket once the taxes hit, so the waiting list will be measured in decades, forcing many into back-alley procedures.
I don’t know about the doctors, but I blame The One for my hemorrhoids. I think he’s an escaped one.