He: "What the hell is that?"
She: "It's a little plastic piglet."
"He: "There were no pigs there. That's why you never see a pig in a nativity scene."
She: "Listen, I know they were Jewish but that doesn't mean there weren't any pigs at all in Bethlehem, does it?"
He: "Does it have one of those men with the lamb around his neck?"
She: "A shepherd?"
She: "No. this set is German. It's the Italians that did that lamb-neck wear thing so they incorporated it into their Nativity sets."
"He: "The Italians know what they're doing. The Germans can go screw themselves. And they can screw those big fat sausages, too."
She: "Did they have chickens?"
He: "I don't know."
She:"What about a cat? Did they have a cat?"
She: "Yes, they did so have a cat."