Poetry Contest for the Proletariat

Remember this grade school ditty that was the cutting edge of naughtiness in 4th grade?

milk milk lemonade
around the corner fudge is made

I keep thinking that something along those lines can be done with that story about Obama’s fancy snack at the Waldorf-Astoria.  Let’s see:

lobster lobster caviar …



What would be a suitable finish for that? Potential rhymes include, but are not limited to,:

  • rock star
  • prowl car
  • cigar
  • granola bar

Work on this while you’re waiting for Obama to start spreading the wealth your way.


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