Sunday Night Riddle (Suspension of Exactitude Required)

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Q: What’s red and white and red and white and red and white and red and gunmetal metallic?

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A: I am eating a red steak and drinking red wine and I just poked my fork into half of a red tomato and the whole thing is covered in white, white sea salt. Also, I decided to spend my federal jury duty money on a flashy gunmetal metallic handbag and a fake white mink jacket from QVC.

Say what you want about me, but you’ve got to admit that I’ve got it going on.

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