What Do You Think?

1. My daughter told me that my new car looks like a Storm Trooper. My sister told me it looks like a bullet. What do you think? 2. I’m trying to ignore it but now that I see it from a semi-aerial viewpoint, the 7 foot long x 3 foot deep trench between the oak trees that I…

Birds

Remember that orange car that I was so hell-bent on buying? Well, I finally bought it only it’s a white one. Whatevs! I am greatly pleased with it. It’s comfortable, it’s pretty, it sparkles in the sun and I can heat my ass up while I drove around. Things have gotten off to kind of a bad start, though. First, when I walked…

Gong Show

Notice: Capitalist Elite People’s problem ahead Last night, I went to check out the orange car I have been dreaming about getting. Let me say right up front that the place had a big gong on a stand and somebody got to bang it while I was there, so that was pretty cool. Really. It was. Also, the dealership…