Dear Diary – BANGS!

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  1. Dear Diary,

    I have big news to share! I recently decided to get bangs. They’re terrific, and hide my huge forehead. I needed a change. My old look was so “first term.” We went to Supercuts, because they gave us a big break. The taxpayers treated me, the kids, and our four Secret Service agents, to a new ‘do! Well, gotta go, girlfriend. I have The Inaugural Ball to prepare for. Sorry to disappoint Suzette, but my Bob Mackie gown was backordered by Beyonce. Wait ’till she sees my outfit!

    XO,

    Moo

  2. Of course, I had to check it out. O M G, indeed. I’m already tired of reading about her “eye roll” and Sasha’s stupid yawn. Lord, give us strength to tolerate them for four more years. I hope they go out with a Big Bang(s).

  3. We’ll never have to listen to another Obama inauguration speech again. The first in a short list of last times I hope. Does time go faster or slower when you’re paying for everyone elses lady parts?

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