I credit my extensive study of Bravo’s Real Housewives franchises and Watch What Happens Live on HD TV for giving me the background to say that while whoever did the most recent Botox injections on America’s Uncle Joe was aiming for a natural look, they missed the mark just a little.
I’m thinking his forehead was done about three weeks ago to allow movement last night but his cheeks were filled more recently and it wasn’t a good job. Whoever did it probably was careful to use the same amount on both sides but forgot to take into consideration the lopsided mouth movements that are his signature. That’s why he’s got the Little Eye – when he pulls his mouth to the right, the filler rides up and pushed up his lower eyelid.
It’s too depressing to think that anyone who votes for Obama is also voting that this sad figure of a person who is one heartbeat or one nervous breakdown, as the case may be, from the presidency. You look at a photo of him standing next to pretty little Dr. Jill at a reception they’re hosting at the Naval observatory or maybe posing in a barn jacket showing off his new German Shepherd puppy and you think “Okay, there’s no harm in him. Maybe we’re not that bad off”, but as soon as he starts to bray the game’s over.
Imagine him in serious negotiation with [insert world leader's name here].
Imagine him with his finger on the button.