It Kind Of Sneaks Up On You

… and then one day you realize that you know a lot of women named Tabitha. The internet says that this is a biblical name* that means “gazelle”. The internet does not say that this is a Bewitched name. But you know it is. Let’s turn to science shall we? How do you express this…

It Is Balloon

Nashville airport its celebrating its 75th anniversay and they’re doing it by hanging balloons all over the terminals. Most are a kind of attractive arrangement strung through the terminal halls of one big white ball surrounded by colorful little balloon balls. It’s hardly worth mentioning those because of the main installation over the ticket counters of…

Sweaty Nashville

Do you know that you have to pump your own gas in Tennessee? It made me sweat at 6:30 in the morning. When I pulled into the Hertz return, the Hertz guy greeted me by saying “Oh, you’re back again.” I don’t think he recognized me as much as he recognized the outfit I always…

Curtains

I’m spending the week in my favorite type of hotel room: a floor that’s not too high, a bedroom window that opens and nature’s curtains shielding me.

Obama Event Registry – Boom Boom

As a registered nurse of many,  many years I can tell you with professional authority that people people love to talk about their bowel movements. My professional responsibility was to inquire if a patient had a bowel movement. The answer I sought was  simple YES or NO. But did it ever stop there? No – I’ve been treated to more specific details about…

Obama Event Registry – Babies

Hey, I think it’s great idea. Great for parodies, I mean. For instance, what if “the left” practiced what they preached and actually did what they expect “the rest of us” to do? This has the makings of a good series but like everything else about the White House, the president and the Obama campaign these…

Did We Run Out Of Gin Again, BEHbee?

Andy Cohen ruined Bravo. There’s no point in watching it at all anymore. In fact, it’s so badly damaged that they’ll have to just pull the plug on the whole network and restart as something else. It’s just too bad for me that the promos are inescapable and that there’s one sound bite stuck in my head forever. The…